An Assault on Rhyme

Just had an idea to try to write something where every line ended with a rhyme of the line before.  I probably could have done a much better job with it, but as I always do, I just let my mind go with it.  The result isn't what I was looking for, in the least bit, but thought I'd share anyhow.

 In a Flitter

Our young sitter

 Is so Bitter

That the boyfriend of her dear sister

Betrayed her bad when he tricked her,

Using that poor girl, that temptress trickster,

Who probably told her he loved her before he did her,

To which in anger chose the sitter,

To take this case to the jury of twitter

 She came right out and declared, “Just because you appear to be richer

Doesn’t mean you’re really richer

You do know all that’s gold doesn’t always glitter

How big you are to cheat on my twin sister,

Then go to your boys to brag while you pick up the one-hitter,

But I’m sure you conveniently forgot to mention those blisters,

Oh, you didn’t know, well I got the same doctor as that double-fister,

You should pay closer attention instead of only slither,

Better go to the doctor now before it withers,

And don’t even think about crawling back to her,

You’re nothing but a zero and she’s an A-lister”

All this as the baby critters

Also chose to make so much litter