Well, for today's post I thought I'd do something I rarely do. Well, check that, I write this type of stuff all the time, it's just that I very rarely post what's written. I thought I'd post something with a bit of humor in it. What follows are some of these mini-poems I've written. I typically jot down anything and everything, and sometimes I find them funny. These are some of what I consider the best of them. Well, they amuse me anyhow, hopefully they'll conjure a giggle or two in you as well.
A Babylonian songbird,
Wearing socks of steel
Finds the air impossible to steer
Whilst aquamarine may feel a tad bit green
Cerulean always appears consistently blue
Are typically vile sets
The anchorman on the evening news,
Reported that the axe-murderer
had once again eluded justice
To which, the child remarked,
“he must be quite cleaver.”
Just because a Cactus is inherently cereus,
Doesn’t mean it can’t lighten up a room.
Brad’s cheat sheet fell from his desk to the floor.
After retrieving it, the middle-school teacher revealed her stern side, prompting Foster to unexpectedly smile from ear to ear