Thought I'd add one more for today- been hanging onto this one for a while, and in an effort to clean up a file, I've made a decision to include it today- it's completely experimentally driven. If you find yourself moving tangentially- remember it's a conversation, between one, then two, then a different two. Anyhow-
What follows is a TRANSCRIPTION-taking into account but one side of the CONVERSATION.
Ripples, blisters, pop, pop, pop
Safely packaged perishable
Quirky looking, sidewindered appeal
Vis-à-vis
Synopsis of a damaged synapse
Clip-clip
Hello again-
Oh, meow yourself
Firing up the coal chamber I see
With me…well certainly
Line ‘em up
Do unto others as done to self
Not a problem, nonce
Voiceover-
To this cartoon
Shoddy animation
Rushed to production
Wrinkled film
Seth Rogen, really
Well he did Paul
Which was ok,
As long as you include the bar scene
You know, the one from Mos Eisley
Then fo shizzle
English?
Tawt it twas
Pooty Tang you claim
No, I like the orange flavored better
No, I gotcha
Seen better tho
Kind of lost its luster after the skits first shown
Who am I-
Well I’ll tell you-
I’m F’n Rick James- beottch
Yeah, now that’s how the toon should end
Perhaps a little JB scuffling cross the stage
No, the dead one,
Not the pigskinned one
Yes the king of soul
No, my sneakers are fine
Yes, I got soul
I think…
Perhaps a refresher course is due
By choice?
I guess
Foster me an imprint
Bless me with the clink-clink-clink
Abso-f’n lootly
So much red
Perhaps I’m…
Laud me a smile
Hold it high
Leave the furlong
For jagger
Leave the hillbillies alone
Leave the damn billhilly be
Succubus the rabbit
Bunicula again
Return to kingdome come
No, there’s nobody you’ve seen,
At least I don’t think.. Frank..
No, not n, beans, berry of course
I’m talking about Seattle man
No, not interested in a one-night stand- You’ll give what for a what with who—
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You thought I said Kingdom Cum
Sorry contextually diverted one there
Converted, to what—
Many unwax thine ears
Felicity-
Yeah, she’s still hot-
But not Olivia hot-
Nope not even close, sorry
Either one, But I’ll go with the wild one, yep, close to the fringe, but something about her I can see seated in my house, sure, lunacy, sure, why not- but what’s the men she’s been with have anything to do with what- So what- Michael, that was on the show, nope it was something else- Noah, yeah I think- not sure, Not that’s not Michael, and besides Michael is his lycanthrope name, yep- he’s married to her- divorced- hadn’t heard. But no, she’s not hotter than Olivia either..
This is not up for debate-
No. I’m not about to argue anymore, my quota’s full-
What, really-
Oh, back to Keri, oh so very--- I don’t care if she played in MI whatever….
She died five minutes into it…
That holds no clout
Bears no witness
Sure she’s credited on IMDB
But, so is Jim Varney-
And Justin Long
And Chewbacca for God’s sake-
No, sorry bad reference, he’s still cool-
In fact a wookie would do well right now
Just toss the early risers out from line
Sign my name
And Perhaps I’ll make enough to pay
…for a pack of smokes today
Silence of the commanding fish
Gulp…gulp…glib…
Out of water, out of water
Tyler’s mom’s a werewoman
What—go sink
Sheet
I have no clue why
I don’t ever…
Stop the lying please do me that one favor
Sure, it was funny once,
But this transcript is going to air
And when it does…
Yes I did
But, yeah, laugh keep it up, the laughtrack’s fine,
Sell it, I doubt you’ll have a chance-
Yes I know the girl from herman’s head does the simpsons- so what’s that prove---
Really, oh, yes you did.
The Mf, hung up the damn phone
I CANT BELIEVE HE HUNG THE DAMN PHONE UP
WANDA< HE HUNG THE DAMN PHONE UP
I DON”T CARE HOW IT SOUNDS FROM THIS END
YOU DIDN”T HEAR IT FROM MY SIDE
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME TO SEVER CONNECTIONS
NOT THAT MORE on that later
YOU DIDN”T HEAR IT FROM MY SIDE
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME TO SEVER CONNECTIONS
NOT THAT MORE on that later
You’re right
I’m sorry
You didn’t do any thing
Nope,
Just some flash away
From a brand new day…
Good night, I’m hitting the hay—
I know, despite my flaws-
Well, I love you too,
Blindness and all…
hahahaha now that was fun, through in references once again by the ton. Seth Rogen is way way way over rated for sure and IMDB could say Elvis was in a film for God sakes, they are full of crap half the time. Enjoyed all the references very much, nice conversation indeed, evenif it was one sided..haha
ReplyDeletePat, somehow I knew you'd like some of these references- Yeah I liked Rogen at first, still do, but you hit it on the head- way overrated these days, I didn't write it down but I read somewhere that this guy who happened to be crossing the street in the FAN, fought to have his name referenced in the credits- never checked it out- but if true it says something doesn't it lol Thanks, glad enjoyed the write- it was experimental indeed, but fun to do nevertheless
ReplyDeleteso you were talking to pats cat, thus the meow...bunicula hopped by just as you were watching star wars...the mos eisley scene is awesome...fun stuff fred...
ReplyDeleteThis is so creative and cool. Very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteBrian, while although I've often thought of Skyping or facetiming with Orlin, nope this was my own cat, Chloe who just happened to come through the room while I was going through this piece. Glad you liked it thanks
ReplyDeleteMama, glad you enjoyed as well- I try to promote creativity in all I do, sometimes works out better than others, but certainly glad you thought it came through here:)